Absinthe Mermaid Keychain

Need a hand manifesting your weekend? Well - "Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder," and our lubricious lady of the sea won't dare let you forget it.

Exclusively available at the Boutique in the Dressing Room: Bistro and Bar. Online availability coming soon.

$20


“Yes we can can” keychain

Dangle a daily dose of "Yes We Can Can" from the zipper of your backpack to inspire you through a not-so-sexy workday.

Exclusively available at the Boutique in the Dressing Room: Bistro and Bar. Online availability coming soon.

$20


“Are we gonna fight or fuck?” Keychain

Let your housekey flirt with our sharp-witted host's ultimatum that hardly anyone can deny with our "Are We Gonna Fight or F#@%?" keychain.

Exclusively available at the Boutique in the Dressing Room: Bistro and Bar. Online availability coming soon.

$20 | Limited availability