Writer’s Review: Carnival of Curiosities
Carnival of Curiosities 2025, Photo by Nate Watters
If you’ve ever wondered what it might feel like to tumble headfirst into a glitter cannon, high-kick your way through a fever dream, and emerge holding a pink cocktail garnished with a rhinestone—Carnival of Curiosities is your answer. This is not just a show; it’s a shimmering, shimmying spectacle stitched together with sequins, satire, and sheer theatrical bravado. Celebrating 20 years of Can Can Culinary Cabaret, it’s a deliciously unhinged love letter to the art of tease, the power of camp, and the joy of not taking yourself too seriously while absolutely slaying every second. Equal parts nostalgic circus, burlesque bonanza, and feverish cabaret confessional, Carnival of Curiosities struts through two decades of glittery rebellion and asks only one thing of you: sit back, sip up, and prepare to be totally, irrevocably dazzled.
Is That a Cotton Candy Stick or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
Carnival of Curiosities 2025, Photo by Nate Watters
Somewhere between an R-rated Barbie number and an excerpt from my personal dream journal, this pink parfait surprise had us wondering if we’d wandered into a cotton candy dimension with a cover charge. Two divine beings spun atop a swirled cone like sexy cherubs at a dessert buffet—and we were starving. Honestly, we’d risk brain freeze for another look.
Our Maestro Wears Less and Plays More
Carnival of Curiosities 2025, Photo by Nate Watters
This wasn't just a performance—it was a full-body symphony of seduction. Clad in little more than confidence and cuffs, our provocative pianist made every keystroke feel like a scandal. His fierce duet partner looked like she was seconds from turning that piano into a weapon of mass distraction. Bach could never.
Suddenly, I’m Very Interested in Nautical History
Carnival of Curiosities 2025, Photo by Nate Watters
These two naval navigators pointed dramatically into the future, but all we saw was a sea of biceps and emotional confusion. Drenched in blue light and high-waisted pants I’ll truly never forget. They served camp, lost boy energy, and just a dash of Titanic cosplay. Spoiler: We’d totally share our raft.
She’s the Spectacle, the Showstopper, and the Snack
Carnival of Curiosities 2025, Photo by Nate Watters
Wrapped in a corset that could outshine the carousel and a boa bursting with popcorn flair, Jasmine was the main attraction under the velvet tent. Her voice? Pure butter laced with fire—sweet, sticky, and absolutely impossible to resist.
Final Thoughts: 20 Years of Glitter and No Signs of Stopping.
Carnival of Curiosities felt like what I could only describe as a full-body glitter baptism. It’s a chaotic, curvaceous celebration of all things Can Can—past, present, and possibly intergalactic. If you leave without a crush and a contact high from sequins, you didn’t clap hard enough.
Now go book a ticket and start stretching—those jaw-dropping moments don’t gawk at themselves.
